Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I remember long ago I was going to make a big splash in this world...Turns out it was only a fart in the tub of life.
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05-24-2011 12:10
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Another fun day in Oz, toto
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05-24-2011 11:45
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just heard that Harold Camping is the new front running Republican presidential candidate
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05-24-2011 11:16 by PODas
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Hangover 2 people Hangover 2.
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05-24-2011 11:16
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this guy predicting the apocalypse is camping? Seriously, all this brouhaha caused by one homeless guy?
Guy's and girls have different ways of cleaning the toilet. girls uses a scrub brush while a guy pisses as hard as he can on the poop stains.
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05-24-2011 10:16
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The "don't talk to me about kids until you have a kid" people are extremely annoying. I don't think I need to produce another human being to know it's problematic to let a 4-year old treat me like his b!tch.
Today is only my second day as a stay-at-home dad but I'm already confused. Do I get the fake tan or boobs first? And what's a zumba class?
Nice guys let her finish first, twice.
I only hate the people in front of me while checking out at the store. Everyone behind me is cool.
The definition of being stupid: seeing the truth, knowing the truth, and choosing to still believe the lies... with a smile.
It's a shame that stupidity can't be converted into a usable energy source.
wonders, If I follow a leprechaun on twitter, would it somehow lead me to a pot gold?
Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes and your french fries.
That feeling when your ex reappears as a single mother with a child, and you immediately start doing the math.
sometime you have to take a step back and really look at yourself to help you figure out who you want to be.
Every morning around this time I start to wonder if I'm the maury type
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05-24-2011 09:11 by serina
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10-21-11 is doomsday,Camping has spoken&we all know Camping never errs.well except for '88 being the year of the rapture,&'94 being the year of judgment & rapture, & of 5-21-11 at 6pm being a double date w/judgment&rapture.but other than that he's spot on
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05-24-2011 08:53
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You'll never get over me... and you won't be getting under me either!
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05-24-2011 08:48
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Looks like we have an idiot on the lose today. Disregards those meaningless statuses.
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05-24-2011 08:34
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