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The only thing that could make this Weiner story more perfect is if it turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby....
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06-08-2011 18:55 by
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OMG!!! Anthony Weiner's wife is pregnant. Talk about a weiner working overtime....
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06-08-2011 18:35 by
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I think TN's temperature has finally reached Lava°F ...ugh! It's like breathing soup!
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06-08-2011 18:15
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"Lady Thatcher will not be seeing Sarah Palin. That would be belittling for Margaret. Sarah Palin is nuts." I love it!
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06-08-2011 18:09
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In theory, placing a 'Do not press button' sign on a button will arise obsessive temptation to press it. That said - nobody 'like' this post.
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06-08-2011 17:52
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Everyone thinks your crazy, until you say " I learned it Manswers "
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06-08-2011 17:47
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I saw LeBron james this afternoon and I asked him for a dollar. He only gave me 75 cents. I was a bit puzzled until I remembered LeBron never gives you the fourth quarter.
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06-08-2011 17:32 by
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Everyone was so quick to point out the obvious typo in my "Meating in the conference room" email.... until I pelted them with bologna.
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06-08-2011 17:26 by
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If you wake up with zits all over your face... you may be suffering from sleep acnea.
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06-08-2011 17:23 by
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When a guy says "forever" it means until the next girl he dates....
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06-08-2011 17:21
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Where there is a google, there is an answer!
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06-08-2011 17:19
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I would jump in front of train for you ♥ as long as its not moving :D
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06-08-2011 17:18
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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them
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06-08-2011 17:18
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If the universe wanted me to be thin, food wouldn't taste so good
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06-08-2011 17:17
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You know.... I have gotten some really great bathroom decorating tips from Facebook.
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06-08-2011 16:41
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No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
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06-08-2011 16:33 by
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I think Weiner's next press conference should be in a Brett Favre jersey....
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06-08-2011 15:30 by
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Best of luck to Ja Rule today as he enters Ja il.
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06-08-2011 15:03 by
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I bet it takes a female kangaroo forever to find anything in her pouch.
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06-08-2011 14:58 by
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... and then confuse people into thinking it's the rest of your previous status update when it isn't.
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06-08-2011 14:54 by
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