Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Hey K-Mac you dumbass. People walking across the street have the right away. Damn teenagers
I here Weiner is on suicide watch. Someone's afraid he's gonna choke himself to death.........
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06-18-2011 08:05
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It seems like nothing really changes. Yet when you look back, everything is different. I must have blacked out again.
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06-18-2011 07:56 by Lonagan
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My dog ate a condom last night. Try explaining THAT to the Vet as it's hanging halfway out of his arse!
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06-18-2011 06:18 by @clarkysj
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The only rule when a Genie grants you a wish is that you cannot wish for more wishes. Think outside the Box and wish for more Genies. The moral is that, every situation has a loop hole
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06-18-2011 05:54 by flinnie
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Today the glass is half full but I don't trust the water is filtered, the glass looks dirty & the person that served me has an open wound on their serving hand
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06-18-2011 05:49 by flinnie
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In my school days, I used to hate that one kid who always used to remind the teacher about tests, homework and quizzes. But sometimes I wonder how his life turned out though.
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06-18-2011 05:35
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Theee pppostt oofficee ssentt yyourr Vvvibratttorr hheree bby aaaccidenttt. Hhhoww dddo yyyouu sssshuttt ttthisss fffugginnn ttthinggg offffff?!
Welcome to my heart. Today's menu consist of only two choices: take it or leave it
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06-18-2011 02:21
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That "HELL YEAH" moment after you read a text post that exactly says what you really feel and think.
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06-18-2011 02:12
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that awkard moment when your at the club using all the moves you learned from Just Dance,Dance Central, and Micheal Jackson's the Experience on the dancefloor...
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06-18-2011 02:06
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Stealing someone else's words saves you the embarrassment of eating your own.
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06-18-2011 00:22
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In school days I used to hate that guy/girl who always reminds the teacher about tests and vivas
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06-17-2011 23:14 by darsh_7
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Hey Enrique Iglesias , umm when you said " I can be your hero baby ", did it work ? Cause its not working for me Lmaooo
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06-17-2011 22:40 by delgado
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Damnit GeoCities has closed. Now where can I go to find a poorly designed website devoted to Ghostbusters movie quotes?
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06-17-2011 22:28
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thinks cocaine is a good way of telling you that you make too much money
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06-17-2011 22:23
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thinks that if atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.
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06-17-2011 22:20
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Having children is like being at a never-ending press conference: "No, you can't get an iPod Touch - next question." "Yes, I know how to do the Cat Daddy - next question." "No, Disneyland is not economically viable at this time - next question."
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06-17-2011 22:12
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You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
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06-17-2011 22:09
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lady caca was way better when she was madonna
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06-17-2011 22:06
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