Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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My neighbor knocked on my door at three in the morning! Can you believe that? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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07-06-2011 07:14
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One day... Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendster will come together as one. It will be called, FookYouMyFriend.
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07-06-2011 07:12
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Excuse me Casey Anthony but Kanye West says OJ had the best murder trial of all time!!!
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07-06-2011 07:11 by Asassyn
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If diamonds are a girls best friend and a dog is mans best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
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07-06-2011 06:59
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I have to take my paycheck to the bank. Its too little to go by itself.
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07-06-2011 06:56
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Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking
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07-06-2011 06:52
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I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying
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07-06-2011 06:48
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Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
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07-06-2011 06:46
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Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
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07-06-2011 06:45
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All I know is- If you let a month go by without reporting your missing child, then you are guilty of something.
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07-06-2011 06:29
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The sad part about this whole Casey Anthony ordeal is that she will probably have her own TV show.. and write a book that half of the americans will buy... its sad.
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07-06-2011 06:28 by BAD GUY
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Angry husband is not satisfied with his wife & sends an sms to his Mother in law. Your product is not matching my requirements. Smart Mother in law replys - Warranty expired, manufacturer not responsible after seal is broken.
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07-06-2011 06:27
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“I can neither confirm or deny…” In my book, that's a yes.
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07-06-2011 06:03
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You know you had Taco Bell when the toilet seat remains warm between visits...
hoping Casey Anthony gets her next period in a shark tank
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07-06-2011 03:18
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What an amazing state .. Florida screws up elections and trials
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07-06-2011 01:52
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That awkard moment when you really wished Kayne West had intrrupted the Casey's Not Guilty Verdict.
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07-06-2011 00:36 by Nebulith
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Sitting at home, inhaling large amounts of helium, and calling random phone numbers; seeing people just wanna talk!
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07-06-2011 00:19
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Everyone needs to just calm down, I have it on good authority that the Anthony case has been re-opened! There was a witness and he just so happens to be the presiding judge. Trial is set to begin the moment she takes her last breath.
172 days, 1 hour and 25 minutes until christmas! But hey, whos counting
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07-05-2011 23:35 by ingie
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