Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Halloween ,the only time peados get home dilevary!!
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10-24-2011 15:04
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What's a girlfriend and how can I download one?
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10-24-2011 14:58
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To everyone who is dying to be s0meone else. R.I.P!!
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10-24-2011 14:38
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I was told to get a life so Up Up, Down Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start now I have 30 of them!
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10-24-2011 14:31
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Do as I say not as I Facebook
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10-24-2011 14:18
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A tooth allegedly belonging to John Lennon is being put up for auction… you know times are bad when the Tooth-fairy needs cash...
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10-24-2011 14:14
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What you don't have time for the next man will...........What you don't wanna do the next chick will.
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10-24-2011 14:08
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Facebook: the best way for singles to know if they want to date someone or just poke em
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10-24-2011 14:07
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When things don't add up in your life, start subtracting.
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10-24-2011 13:53
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Ladies: If he is only interested in your breasts, legs and thighs send him to KFC. Don't be his value meal.
Some people think of you as a ladder. Once they use you to reach the top, they throw you down.
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10-24-2011 13:19
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Alarm clock alarms in the morning!!! Fergie's wife: Sir wake up it is 7. Fergie: Ohhhh, have they scored another one!!!!!
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10-24-2011 13:13 by Stockmann
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I dont ever wanna be known as a snitch, so if I ever say " Okie Dokie Artichokie" it means I'm wearing a wire
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10-24-2011 13:05
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MAN: Hello! Is this 911? POLICE: Yes! What's Ur emergency??! MAN: Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE: What's wrong with that??! MAN: The ugly one is winning.... Hurry!!!
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10-24-2011 12:40
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Nothing is more humbling than blocking someone then doing the friend request of shame
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10-24-2011 12:34
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The neighbor's baby is wearing a baseball cap. Like anyone would pick a baby for their team.
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10-24-2011 12:32 by flinnie
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When I was younger I use to slide bak and forth in the bathtub to make waves
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10-24-2011 12:32
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We alll have that one friend that just listens when you need to vent.. Lucky for me it happens to be my girlfriend :)
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10-24-2011 12:30
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I was gonna get something done... Then I logged in
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10-24-2011 12:28
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If I don't have any drama... Can I still have a Facebook
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10-24-2011 12:25
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