luka Funny Status Messages

   If a guy named David has his ID stolen, do we have to call him Dav?

   If we hear a burglar stumbling around our house in the dark why do we yell out 'Who's There'? Do we really expect them to yell back their name?

   Silence Is golden, Duct tape is sliver

   What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?

   Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks are not?

   Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life

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   How come they always announce the reporters as reporting live from the scene? Has any of them reported dead from the scene before?

   You cry I cry your happy I am happy you laugh I laugh you jump off a bridge I laugh even harder

   I have been called annoying, not once, not twice, not three times not four times not five times not six times not seven times not eight times not nine times not ten times not eleven times not twelve times not thirteen times not even 14 times._.

   If I break up with you Why say I wont find anyone else like you If I wanted someone like you I wouldnt Break up with you

   Harlem Shake....Off a cliff

   Why do people look up when they think?

   Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I've gotta go find my clothes.

   I swear to drunk I am not god

   I READ Smoking is bad So I gave up smoking I read drinkiing was bad so I gave up drinking I heard Sex Was bad so I gave up on reading

   She is my best freind You break her Heart I Break Your Face

   Dear Lord You have taken away my favourite actoress britney Murphy favourite Singer Mj and my favourite spokesman billy mays I just wanna say my favourite singer is lil wayne

   Ok Who Else Hates How Celebs become More Famous After death Example Chris Kanyon Gurrreo Britney murphey And MJ

   Ringing in the “New Year” apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late… in October.