ef Funny Status Messages

   I prefer to use the bathroom naked w/ the door wide open. Sorry if this interferes with your idea of a "safe & fun work environment" Kathy.

   Look on the bright side Redskin fans...Anything is possible and maybe the Rams will trade three 1st round picks back for RGIII. ;)

   Pinocchio just gave a speech...

   Antarctica wind chill today -135 below. Al Gore refuses to comment

   I had a choice tonight to either watch the Redskins lose on Monday Night Football or clean the toilets in my house. Since I didn't feel like throwing up this evening I'm cleaning house

   Some of you people could use something with a little water bubbling at the bottom....... Just sayin

   I have this great midnight snack it's called, what do I think my roommate won't notice if I eat the edges off of

   I just saw 3 Angels walk down a runway wearing thongs...oh sorry it's just The VIctoria Secret Fashion Show

   Alarm Clocks.....Making people "Rise and Whine" since its invention

   A&E has just announced the replacement show for Duck Dynasty the new show will be Dyke Dynasty.

   There is a special place in Hell for people that pass memes off as their own

   Have may stretch pants on.....do you?