Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   The only alcohol problem I have is i'm running low on vodka

   Just spent 5 minutes looking for the like button in an email....

   so, so sorry I started the whole Facebook Is Going To Start Charging thing. I didn't think it would go THIS far..... sorry

   I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend…until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a parking lot...

   I think we're old enough for a Karate Chop button on Facebook.

   Ever notice the bleeped out every word R2D2 said in Star Wars?

   Apparently my nipples approve of the cool weather...

   been here for some time now and agree, funny guy needs to go engineer some you know whats

   Thank you all for the Happy Birthday wishes!!! Had a GREAT DAY!!! (didn't read a single one)

   LIFE HACK: Living out of your car isn't so bad if you keep telling yourself you're "on tour"

   Can't wait to see the hour of commercials it takes for some dude to be eaten alive by an Anaconda in five minutes tonite...

   shhhh.. i'm waiting behind the door. gonna blindside monday with a swift kick in nuggets.

   If they bought food instead of paints and brushes, there would be far less Starving Artist's.

   You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post's every day...

   going to start a reality show and only play music videos....

   Back in my day we went to the bathroom to use it, not take a picture of yourself...

   headed to check my MYSPACE... (crickets chirping)

   This could turn out to be one hell of an April Fools joke if Malaysia Airlines pulls it off...

   Time to turn this beer into urine...

   kind of liking the new ads on Facebook!! said by no one...