Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   Enough With The Poking, Lets Just Have Sex

   if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step....

   I text u, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with u, ur hands r glued to ur phone....

   DUDE! The vending machine gave me TWO!"

   You know the saying "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" ..... well for girls its " Why buy the whole pig, when all ur gonna get is a lil sausage...

   Please dont poke me if you a guy...Thx!

   BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN IS A MAN.......CHECKING OUT HER A$$....

   IT ME OR WHENEVER YOU PULL OUT A PACK OF GUM EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY YOUR FRIEND??

   Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama...

   Wondering why people with food stamps drive escalades?

   sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea and somethin called relationships....

   Premature Ejaculation ads make car rides awkward.....

   Taking a picture of a flower does not make you a photographer......

   Guys are like a snow storm, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

   I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....

   Sometimes I Feel No Matter What.... The Girlfriend Is Always Right Products

   THE MOST CONFUSING DAY IN THE GHETTO IS FATHER'S DAY....

   your really ugly, please stop trying to take seductive pictures of yourself...

   Clay Aiken & Ruben Studdard going on tour together.....unfortunately that isn't a April Fool's joke!!!

   Its fun to see blue water turn green after I pee in it...see kids, science is fun...