K-Mac Funny Status Messages

   I've been struggling with my laziness. I can't decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.

   I just had an epifanny. I realized I can't spell epifanny.

   This world is in bad shape. Education would be nice or maybe just learning to spell before you put your thought into the public forum.......What the hell is a "ceeling fan"?

   Why should I bother staying informed about political issues when nobody running for office does?

   There is now an Anthony Weiner action figure. I wonder if has the Kung-fu grip?

   So the Pope walks into a bar........ because now he can.

   They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.

   Only in West Virginia would see a bumper sticker that reads "Proud parent of a nephew"

   The future was so much cooler in the past.

   I don't want to make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the hat I wore in high-school.

   Major blackout in India....looks like everybody who needs tech support is screwed.

   After all these years, my armpits have not moved, yet I still use a mirror to put on deodorant.

   I can hear Wiener's pick-up line....."My bologna has a first name....

   I feel like I woke up an hour too early this morning

   Facebook sure is quiet this morning....wonder why.

   Ever worry that the sensors on those automatic toilets are actually little video cameras? Bet you are now.

   I have a feeling Thursday the 5th of July is not going to be a very produtive day at work.

   My cats think I'm the best cook.

   Well, time to get dressed and go Christmas shopping. What time does Walgreens close?

   One good thing about hurricane Irene. The news has pre-empted NASCAR on the east coast.