Jackoo Funny Status Messages

   I hope the woman of my dreams delivers pizza, otherwise I'm never gonna meet her

   Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

   There are 3 types of females in this world. There are ladies you introduce to your mother, there are women you introduce to your friends and there are girls you show the door to

   The cast of 16 & pregnant are the future cast of 32 & grandparents

   Women go for bad boys then wonder why they get hurt, afterwards the good guys are forced to repair a broken heart they didn't even cause

   I'm having such bad luck today, if I was in prison... Then today would of been the day I dropped the soap!

   Never ignore a person who loves you and cares for you. One day you may realise you've lost the moon while busy counting the stars.

   If you lost your iphone last night please let me know. Because I need that charger too

   Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows give you advice about life

   Partying on my level requires years of traning

   Just want to wish all my beautiful Facebook friends a Happy New Year. And for all those who get offended by my posts. I hope you die in 2014

   If you are an option, you are also an idiot

   If stupidity was fatal, it would be a wonderful world and a lot less crowded.

   Tell her she's beautiful instead of hot. She's a woman, not a temperature

   all I really want is someone to love me as much as kanye west loves himself

   Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge... Its much less painful

   When I was your age I was raising Pokemon, not babies

   The fear of being hurt in a relationship usually causes you to stay single.

   Paris Hilton is the kind of girl who would buy tickets to see Xbox Live.

   Keep your head high and your middle finger higher!