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I've heard a lot about Karen lately but what about Felicia. Did she finally leave?
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07-30-2020 11:10
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The cardboard crowds are getting a little Rowdy at the game.
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08-03-2020 08:07
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I had a lazy eye as a child and now the rest of my body has caught up.
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08-07-2020 08:56
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My five year plan is to make it through this year.
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08-06-2020 21:16
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My husband wants to make cauliflower crust pizza so now I have to run to the grocery store and find a new husband.
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09-16-2020 08:14
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Mean Girls 2020: “Gross, isn’t that the mask you wore yesterday?”
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09-25-2020 09:06
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At this point in my marriage, showering together is just a convenient way to check for ticks.
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09-28-2020 09:40
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Old enough to remember when infectious laughter had a positive connotation
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10-12-2020 08:55
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You want a traditional thanksgiving? The CDC recommends you eat outside like a pilgrim this year
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11-25-2020 07:52
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A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by a majority.
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07-23-2020 20:12
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For once I’d like to get kicked INTO a bar
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11-22-2017 02:45 by
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My gardening skills improved since the quarantine. I planted myself on the sofa in April and have grown bigger ever since...
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06-14-2020 09:45 by
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It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
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10-13-2019 17:30
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I'd like to put out an Amber alert for common sense...
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03-12-2020 12:24 by
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Now all of a sudden having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, a gallon of bleach and plastic sheeting in the trunk of my car is okay.
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04-02-2020 11:55 by
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Pro Tip: If you don’t have a mask, wearing a jock strap on your face tends to keep people at least 6 feet away from you.
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04-27-2020 15:31
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Look, all I know is none of this sh*t was going on when Mtv still played music videos.
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06-19-2020 08:28
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*Opens box of cereal* We’ve updated our Privacy Policy
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05-24-2018 02:09
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The Stanley Cup finals will feature a team that represents a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed and deceit, against the Las Vegas Golden Knights.
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05-27-2018 17:55
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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
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06-14-2018 07:10
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