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   messageicon Cop: Why were you speeding? Me: Um I was going to the store for oreos. Cop: Double stuffed? Me: you know it. Cop: have a nice day..
←Rate | 01-30-2012 23:36 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Awkwardly flushing the toilet when everyone else is sleeping
←Rate | 01-29-2012 17:18 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run, but I was sweating...
←Rate | 01-29-2012 15:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon MOM: Back in the day we didnt have internet…ME:” well thats just too bad for you.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 20:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think I'm going to end up like Plankton. Marrying my computer.!!
←Rate | 01-28-2012 19:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate texting people who don't use smileys. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot!!!
←Rate | 01-28-2012 18:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.!!
←Rate | 01-27-2012 16:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am attracted to those which I cannot have, and I am chased by those which I do not want.!
←Rate | 01-26-2012 20:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't always eat what is right. Sometimes I eat what is left.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't be judgmental. We're all screwed up.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon teacher: are you sleeping in my class? student: no, uh, a bug flew in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate it. :D
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon a good night is when you hug Ur teddy ;a horror night I when the teddy hugs you back
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Forgot to go too the gym today. That's 3 years in a row
←Rate | 01-24-2012 23:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not caring about having a great body..caz lets face it food is better !
←Rate | 01-23-2012 12:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it!!
←Rate | 01-23-2012 12:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon After I wake up, don't talk to me until I have eaten my breakfast
←Rate | 01-22-2012 23:26 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You that read wrong too. And too that.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 23:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Good moms let you lick the beaters...great moms turn the mixer off first!!!!
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Three fastest ways of communication: Tele-Phone, Tele-Vision & Tell-a-Woman.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon An old man said "Erasers r made 4 those who make mistakes." A youth replied "Erasers r made 4 those who r willing 2 correct their mistakes!!" Attitude matters!!
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

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