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   messageicon Easter is coming up soon. the parents with multiple kids are kinda lucky......you'll have more than 1 chocolate bunny in the refrigerator & we know they like to reproduce.....never-ending supply of chocolate
←Rate | 04-10-2014 23:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.
←Rate | 04-09-2014 12:50 Comments (2)  

   messageicon "I'm dreaming of a white...easter," said no one EVER!
←Rate | 03-30-2014 07:38 by massena43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm sick to death of these letters from the City of College Station bullying me to mow my grass! If Walmat can prepare for Christmas 3 mths in advance why can't I do the same for Easter!!!??
←Rate | 03-26-2014 11:31 by lilcountrygirl75 Comments (0)  

   messageicon @cpaman1981: Easter is on April 20th this year or as in the folks in Colorado and Washington call it, Sunday
←Rate | 02-20-2014 20:49 by cpaman Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2 hours ago · WOW... I think Easter is getting here earlier and earlier....apparently I missed Justin Bieber's neighborhood egg hunt.
←Rate | 01-15-2014 23:17 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I could have a moment of your time I'd just like to say, Happy Easter everyone.
←Rate | 12-21-2013 13:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw a store that already has Easter decorations out
←Rate | 11-28-2013 01:51 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon Next Easter falls on 4/20. If that's not a sign from God that weed should be legalized, I don't know what is.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 12:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't care what people say, Little Bunny Foo Foo was a bully to field mice!!!
←Rate | 06-05-2013 21:26 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 16:26 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well it appears coming soon to a store near you...The Morning After Pill. Marketed in fun filled colors and your favorite cartoon characters. You can choose from flintstone, gummy bear, buggs bunny, or any of your favorite Disney characters...
←Rate | 05-01-2013 11:08 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  

   messageicon The after Easter prices of Cadbury Eggs and Peeps are one of life's simple but not quite free pleasures.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 19:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Check out a new church for the first time for Easter Sunday. When the pastor said, "would all the first time visitors please stand up", The whole church stood up with me! (Ö_Ö)
←Rate | 04-01-2013 01:04 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon must of had the laziest Easter Bunny come over to the house. He didn't bother to color or cook any of the eggs...plus he hid them all in my fridge.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 20:48 by Salty Walrus Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Jesus day aka Easter. +
←Rate | 03-31-2013 16:07 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hoppy Easter Everybunny
←Rate | 03-31-2013 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 11:50 by jrbirk Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most popular words spoken by a Pastor today..."Wow ...I haven't seen you since last Easter "
←Rate | 03-31-2013 11:25 by Steve OH Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not big into Easter traditions, but I'm pretty sure drunkenly searching for an Egg McMuffin at this hour counts as Easter egg hunting.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 08:29 Comments (0)  

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