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   messageicon Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions
←Rate | 10-22-2014 12:15 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friends say the craziest things like "hello police" and "he's in our house again."
←Rate | 10-10-2014 02:31 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon We can put a man on the moon but we can't put a cat in the dishwasher
←Rate | 09-30-2014 13:28 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone? I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
←Rate | 09-30-2014 13:17 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a kid you could get excited by small stuff: findin a body, pokin it with a stick. Now you gotta poke 10 bodies with 12 sticks just to feel anythin.
←Rate | 09-30-2014 13:15 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon My gf always takes a "long bath" after a Ryan Gosling movie. I don't get it, but it does give me plenty of time to beat off to Ryan Gosling.
←Rate | 07-04-2014 13:23 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... "What would Jesus do?" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin.
←Rate | 06-20-2014 00:31 by Psycho Comments (0)  



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