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   messageicon People with multiple personalities scare me. Speak for yourself b*tch. That's right, you heard him.
←Rate | 11-07-2014 00:47 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone’s beautiful on the inside. Some people just need a few good stab holes to let that beauty out.
←Rate | 11-07-2014 00:29 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions
←Rate | 10-22-2014 12:15 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon My friends say the craziest things like "hello police" and "he's in our house again."
←Rate | 10-10-2014 02:31 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon We can put a man on the moon but we can't put a cat in the dishwasher
←Rate | 09-30-2014 13:28 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone? I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
←Rate | 09-30-2014 13:17 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon As a kid you could get excited by small stuff: findin a body, pokin it with a stick. Now you gotta poke 10 bodies with 12 sticks just to feel anythin.
←Rate | 09-30-2014 13:15 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon My gf always takes a "long bath" after a Ryan Gosling movie. I don't get it, but it does give me plenty of time to beat off to Ryan Gosling.
←Rate | 07-04-2014 13:23 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... "What would Jesus do?" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin.
←Rate | 06-20-2014 00:31 by Psycho Comments (0)  


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