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People with multiple personalities scare me. Speak for yourself b*tch. That's right, you heard him.
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11-07-2014 00:47 by
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Everyone’s beautiful on the inside. Some people just need a few good stab holes to let that beauty out.
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Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions
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10-22-2014 12:15 by
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My friends say the craziest things like "hello police" and "he's in our house again."
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10-10-2014 02:31 by
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We can put a man on the moon but we can't put a cat in the dishwasher
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09-30-2014 13:28 by
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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone? I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
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09-30-2014 13:17 by
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As a kid you could get excited by small stuff: findin a body, pokin it with a stick. Now you gotta poke 10 bodies with 12 sticks just to feel anythin.
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My gf always takes a "long bath" after a Ryan Gosling movie. I don't get it, but it does give me plenty of time to beat off to Ryan Gosling.
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07-04-2014 13:23 by
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When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... "What would Jesus do?" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin.
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