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   messageicon I have a step ladder never knew my real ladder
←Rate | 03-17-2010 23:32 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear to drunk I am not god
←Rate | 03-13-2010 11:44 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the other hand... You have differnt fingers
←Rate | 03-13-2010 01:16 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silence Is golden, Duct tape is sliver
←Rate | 03-06-2010 20:33 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sign it Said wet floor, So I did.
←Rate | 03-06-2010 13:52 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be the fruit loop in the cherrios of lives
←Rate | 03-04-2010 23:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Olympics dont matter no one will talk About It After a week
←Rate | 02-27-2010 19:36 by Luka Comments (4)  


   messageicon If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing
←Rate | 02-27-2010 10:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Did not I Repeat I Did not sleep with that young intern I Was up all night
←Rate | 02-26-2010 19:22 by Luka Comments (2)  


   messageicon You cry I cry your happy I am happy you laugh I laugh you jump off a bridge I laugh even harder
←Rate | 02-19-2010 21:01 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Lord You have taken away my favourite actoress britney Murphy favourite Singer Mj and my favourite spokesman billy mays I just wanna say my favourite singer is lil wayne
←Rate | 02-16-2010 00:37 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I break up with you Why say I wont find anyone else like you If I wanted someone like you I wouldnt Break up with you
←Rate | 02-14-2010 23:14 by Luka Comments (1)  


   messageicon How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down
←Rate | 02-13-2010 14:36 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Captin Obvious and general stupidty Are in the same army
←Rate | 02-12-2010 17:05 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I READ Smoking is bad So I gave up smoking I read drinkiing was bad so I gave up drinking I heard Sex Was bad so I gave up on reading
←Rate | 02-11-2010 23:36 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont wish For a Happy ending It means Something has to end
←Rate | 02-03-2010 23:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning I see the assasins failed
←Rate | 02-03-2010 23:09 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 more for today Do you want some Hot Lesbein Sex and by Lez sex I mean Tea but it will still be hot
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:11 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon A true Solider is Someone that fights not because He Hates whats infront of HIm but Loves What is behind him
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:07 by Luka Comments (0)  




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