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   messageicon Bow Wow been 14 for 20 years
←Rate | 07-01-2013 02:15 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon hey hun!!!! The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.
←Rate | 06-30-2013 17:49 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon So.... who was the best shooter this month?? A. Ray Allen B. Danny GreenC. LeBron JamesD. Aaron Hernandez”
←Rate | 06-30-2013 15:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Chicks be talking bout #TeamNoKids after 6 abortions. No bitttch you a serial killer!
←Rate | 06-29-2013 00:30 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Paula Deen at home watching the Trayvon Martin case just licking the white part out of Oreos then stepping on the black parts
←Rate | 06-28-2013 09:19 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)
←Rate | 06-22-2013 18:04 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I be talking fast as hell at the gas station when I'm broke . . . lemmeget5on2
←Rate | 06-22-2013 14:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Step 1 in a relationahip is to make sure you strike fear in your girl heart. Threaten to hit her. Make her scared of you so she wont cheat
←Rate | 06-17-2013 16:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Being born gaa why is the dumbest statement. You barely know how to walk but you already figured out your sex ual preference??? Fohhhhh
←Rate | 06-15-2013 19:15 by Fadolo Comments (1)  

   messageicon My face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me.
←Rate | 06-11-2013 20:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Loyal women will love you while you're broke; a ho will love you till you're broke
←Rate | 06-06-2013 16:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some girls drink to get drunk. Some drink to get bi.
←Rate | 05-06-2013 22:33 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT
←Rate | 04-30-2013 07:38 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK.........Get SET.............TWERK!
←Rate | 03-22-2013 23:50 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back too your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
←Rate | 01-27-2013 23:26 by fadolo Comments (1)  

   messageicon Beyonce might be hot but underneath all thatt hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.
←Rate | 01-27-2013 23:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon A "wifey type" has nothing to do with rolling blunts/cooking.. It's more like a woman that takes care of you, loves you & stands by ur side
←Rate | 01-27-2013 22:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon The word "Saturday" has "turd" in it. Good luck trying to ignore that for the rest of ur life, starting now.
←Rate | 01-22-2013 20:40 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon This hood rat on Maury found out dude wasnt the Father, she ran so far backstage when I turned the Channel she was on 106 & Park!
←Rate | 01-08-2013 23:59 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second.
←Rate | 01-06-2013 01:03 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

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