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   messageicon looks life a flower but stings like a bee.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 21:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hitting you one more time baby.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 20:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to be a millionaire.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 20:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon lives in a pineapple under the sea.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 19:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon blames it on the alcohol.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 18:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon drinking tequila in the shower....09:07 AM
←Rate | 04-24-2009 00:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon vertically challenged
←Rate | 04-23-2009 23:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not the empire but I still strike back...
←Rate | 04-23-2009 22:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows that your husband isn't realy taking tennis lessons on Sundays...
←Rate | 04-23-2009 19:42 Comments (1)  


   messageicon tired of following his dreams, he/she is just gonna ask where they are going and hook up with them later
←Rate | 04-23-2009 09:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon walked into a shop this morning when the woman working said "if you need anything, I'm Jill". I haven't met anyone with a conditional identity before.
←Rate | 04-23-2009 07:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Change is inevitable... Unless your a vending machine
←Rate | 04-23-2009 02:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon now listed as single but in a relationship,its complicated.
←Rate | 04-23-2009 01:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon informing you that 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout Jump!!
←Rate | 04-22-2009 10:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon and Richard Simmons are now friends
←Rate | 04-22-2009 07:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to Google her Myspace while she Twitters my Yahoo.
←Rate | 04-22-2009 03:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to say to the nice stranger he saw while driving around, "Next time you wave at me, use all of your fingers."
←Rate | 04-22-2009 01:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon two wrongs don't make a right... but two Wrights make an airplane!
←Rate | 04-21-2009 14:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in trouble for moving all the bibles to the fiction section at Barnes 'N Noble
←Rate | 04-21-2009 10:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows he was unwanted as a child when he found his bath toys were a radio and a toaster!
←Rate | 04-21-2009 10:45 Comments (0)  




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