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   messageicon New study finds that everyone you disagree with is are stupid.
←Rate | 11-18-2016 10:28 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon 12 years of school, 4 years of college; so now I can type "c you @ 2" #reallife
←Rate | 11-17-2016 11:37 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (1)  


   messageicon #marriage Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
←Rate | 11-17-2016 11:35 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched Bugs, Popeye, and the Roadrunner every day when growing up. This nation is the beacon for the world. Kids today watch cartoons with 0 violence and need safe zone. I fear the future.
←Rate | 11-16-2016 09:10 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bi-polar Wednesday - that day where you teeter between, "Woo Hoo, the week is half over" and *tear*, "the week is only half over.
←Rate | 11-16-2016 09:00 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd give five bucks to hear First lady Melania say, "Moose and Squirrel".
←Rate | 11-14-2016 21:41 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a bumper sticker saying, "My Lab is smarter than your Honor Student" I may not be worldly, but I have never seen an Honor Student jump from an open car window and chase a squirrel through a busy intersection.
←Rate | 11-14-2016 21:36 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A wife is like a box of chocolates, you never know which of her multiple moods you're going to get, you just better act like you love it.
←Rate | 11-14-2016 19:09 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd publish my autobiography but it's just a bunch of liquor stained pages filled with doodles, and rants about stupid people.
←Rate | 11-14-2016 18:56 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A person without a sense of humor is like a car without shocks, they get jolted by every rock or pebble in the road.
←Rate | 11-14-2016 13:18 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon How I love #Monday. On a different subject. Have you ever met someone for the first time and wanted to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
←Rate | 11-14-2016 13:17 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


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