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Somebody ripped a page out of my new 2024 calendar! I'm disMayed!
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03-08-2024 11:13 by
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When I was a kid, before Facebook, I remember when taking the time out and having to stare at a wall was considered a punishment.
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03-07-2024 21:36 by
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Anyone else buy bananas that are not only a great source of fiber and vitamins but can also help maintain a healthy heart just to watch them die a slow and miserable death sitting on your counter?
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03-07-2024 21:31 by
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I'm thinking about taking up Meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing.
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03-07-2024 16:00 by
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Told my Cat I was going to teach him English today....He looked up and said... Me? How?
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03-06-2024 19:42 by
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My Grief Counselor died today. He was so good.. I don't even care!
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03-06-2024 19:39 by
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President Thomas Jefferson once said, never believe anything you read on the internet.
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03-06-2024 11:53 by
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Don't you hate it when you start treating someone like they treat you and they suddenly think you're an asshole?
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03-06-2024 10:06 by
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The clocks go back this weekend. Hopefully back to when we could afford groceries.
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03-06-2024 08:51 by
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In a reel-ationship
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03-04-2024 11:23
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Hey. If owls are so smart, how come they don't say, 'whom'?
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03-04-2024 09:34
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Do Priests delivering Mass use their Altar ego ?
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03-03-2024 07:24
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I finally realized it... People are prisoners of their phones. That's why they are called cell phones.
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03-03-2024 05:56 by
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Flexibility is essential for mind stability
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03-02-2024 10:33 by
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Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm off to the park to laugh at all the joggers.
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03-02-2024 05:55 by
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never forget, you are a part of the universe that became sentient for a while and decided to post pictures of cats on the internet
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02-29-2024 21:32 by
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Someday when scientists discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them.
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02-29-2024 12:28 by
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Padhai nahi ho rahi, kyunki mere bed ka gravitational pull kitni strong hai, ye mere books bhi confirm kar chuki hain
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02-29-2024 08:11 by
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So….Apparently driving past a cop…. While drinking water….from a vodka bottle…isn’t funny and is technically wasting police time.
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02-28-2024 21:40 by
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Our childhood didn't prepare us for the amount of time we were going to say F^CK as adults
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