Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Maybe when the stuff was going down at the Capitol on Wednesday, the Government should have sent in Social Workers instead of the police.
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01-08-2021 11:51
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There are three sides to every argument: Your side, the other person's side, and the correct side.
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01-08-2021 11:49
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I lost my watch at a party once.An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party.Infuriated, I immediately went over,punched him in the face and broke his nose.No one does that to a woman,not on my watch
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01-08-2021 11:43 by Steve
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I'm just thankful that the trump supporters didn't do anything really stupid, like kneel at a football game.
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01-08-2021 08:51
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I still can't believe some people's survival instincts told them to grab toilet paper.

While walking outside a random lady walks up to me. Her: No mask? Me: No underwear either.

Big game at the Capitol - Patriots vs the Stealers.
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01-08-2021 05:28
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Remember when our biggest fear in 2019 was lettuce?
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01-07-2021 11:39
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Aides from inside the White House are saying that Trump seems verydespondent today. Even a hand-job from his daughter did not seem to cheer him up this morning.
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01-07-2021 11:29
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You know, for a traitor to God and Country, Kaleigh Mceanany is kinda hot.
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01-07-2021 11:28
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I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021. I've experienced the 7-Day Free Trial and I'm not interested.
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01-07-2021 07:31
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If I post something that you don’t like, just ignore it like you ignore the corruption of the government.
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01-07-2021 04:14
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Well it was a solid 5 days. Here's to 2022! 🥂
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01-06-2021 23:28 by SMS
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And just like that, the left support police officers.
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01-06-2021 19:48
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Once again. Today is a day of reflection. Don't say a word. Just sit here and fully take in the hypocrisy, double standards, privilege & unequal energies that truly go on in this country day in & day out. It's crystal clear.
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01-06-2021 18:40
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This $600 causing problems already. My cousin drove by here real slow. And I only owe him $8...tf
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01-06-2021 16:12
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Hope all of you who received a book from me for Christmas thoroughly enjoy them! Oh and don't forget they need to be back the library by the 30th.
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01-06-2021 15:40
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Wow, the hypocrisy is running DEEP AF right now! Wheres all my blue lives matter people at? Oh yeah, attacking the Capitol. My bad
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01-06-2021 15:16
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I celebrated 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.
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01-06-2021 13:47 by Fazzy
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For Sale. Slightly used Christmas tree. Prefer to do socially distance exchange and will place in front of house for you pickup. Leave money in neighbor's mailbox.
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01-06-2021 13:42 by Moon
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