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   messageicon i see dead people...but only when squinting
←Rate | 08-02-2011 20:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon why don't they just make service contracts that expire the day before you need them
←Rate | 08-02-2011 20:36 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates it when I post something here that I read on someone elses facebook page only to find out that they read this stuff too!!!
←Rate | 08-02-2011 20:50 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon takes wine in a box to a whole different level
←Rate | 08-05-2011 20:32 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a land of chimpanzees I was a monkey
←Rate | 08-05-2011 21:11 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon pandora just gave me a Hanson song and it wasn't even Mmmbop...Shamful!!!
←Rate | 08-24-2011 14:59 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon if ignorance is bliss then there are a sh#t load of people in paradise
←Rate | 08-24-2011 15:01 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon At a time like this I wonder...What would Jimmy Buffett do???
←Rate | 08-26-2011 09:55 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon long distance works is something High School Seniors made up to get laid before they go to college
←Rate | 08-26-2011 11:43 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon attention Hot Women of Vegas...if you insist on wearing skinny, hot women clothes while visiting, please make sure you are, in fact, a skiiny, hot girl!!!
←Rate | 08-27-2011 15:32 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon at least the Notre Dame crowd Evacuated Like A Champion Yesterday
←Rate | 09-04-2011 10:08 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon before the letters FDNY became a fashion statement on hats, it was worn on the back of brave dudes with mustaches, NEVER FORGET
←Rate | 09-09-2011 22:09 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon check my math here...but isn't the square root of 69, eight sumthin
←Rate | 09-14-2011 19:28 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting a pretty shirt over your muffin top does not make you a cupcake
←Rate | 09-14-2011 19:40 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wear knit hats because its cold outside, you wear knit hats because of Coldplay
←Rate | 09-20-2011 16:17 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon just took an inventory of my body and it seems to be overstocked in all the wrong places
←Rate | 10-01-2011 17:23 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon all those extreme couponers across together need to band together and propose a budget plan to the president
←Rate | 10-01-2011 17:25 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon a wife is somebody who won't tell you what to do but will get mad when you don't do what she wanted you to do
←Rate | 10-01-2011 17:27 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna go all Kazoo solo and Haiku Freestyle on the next person that says I'm not Gangsta!!!
←Rate | 10-07-2011 17:59 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Texas Rangers are half way to becoming the Buffalo Bills of the MLB
←Rate | 10-29-2011 20:43 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  




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