equaloppjoker Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'equaloppjoker': View All Messages
Page: 4 of 7

   messageicon Someday i'll live in my OWN basement!
←Rate | 06-10-2013 14:15 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some women have mood swings, some have entire playgrounds with slides and merrygorounds and teeter totters. You should avoid those ones, Unless they are willing to have sex on the monkey bars, you can make an exception for those ones...
←Rate | 06-13-2013 03:38 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep the planet clean. Its not Uranus
←Rate | 06-14-2013 03:38 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Genie told me I could have a great memory or an epic Phallus, but for the life of me I can't remember which one I chose...
←Rate | 06-14-2013 04:13 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a name for people without beards.... Women!
←Rate | 06-14-2013 04:21 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bill Murray walked up to me today in McDonalds, grabbed a fry off of my tray, ate it, and said " No one is gonna believe you"
←Rate | 06-14-2013 04:25 by equaloppjoker Comments (1)  


   messageicon I like people how I like my coffee... I don't like coffee.
←Rate | 06-14-2013 05:38 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never faked a sarcasm in my life.
←Rate | 06-14-2013 08:36 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am NOT playing "Hard-to-Get". I'm playing "I-Don't-Want-You"
←Rate | 06-14-2013 17:55 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to motorboat her soul.
←Rate | 06-17-2013 17:59 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're not stupid, You're just an exceptionally gifted monkey.
←Rate | 06-19-2013 04:32 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does your family have a history of stupidity or is it just you?
←Rate | 06-19-2013 13:46 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I hate Tacos!" Said no Juan ever
←Rate | 06-19-2013 14:21 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that if you put your ear up to a strangers leg you can hear them say, "WTF are you doing?"
←Rate | 06-20-2013 07:58 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by Vegetarians. Stop the violence. Eat Bacon!
←Rate | 06-20-2013 08:33 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS!! Hillary will not be running for Prez in 2016 due to the brain tumor found during her recent colonoscopy!
←Rate | 06-22-2013 19:00 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how many times in the past I was wrong before she entered my life and started keeping track?
←Rate | 07-01-2013 01:47 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coffee, You're on the bench. Alcohol...suit up!
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:50 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop saying that I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where the Liquor store is....
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:53 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm running out of reasons not to stab you.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:54 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  




[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left