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   messageicon Strong just means you suck up the pain better not that it doesn't hurt.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 16:39 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only mistake that I regret is the one where I let you live after you reminded me of every mistake that I've made.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 17:48 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon All these end-of-the-year top 10 things that happened in 2011 lists must be handy for people who were asleep all year or dead.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 17:49 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before Twitter Americans had no way of knowing the illiteracy rates of their favorite celebrities.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 17:53 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just changed the name of my wireless network to....♫ ♪ Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi ♪ ♫
←Rate | 12-29-2011 17:56 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven't taken him away from his parents yet.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 18:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon This dude working at Subway is looking at me like he's never had anybody ask him to put some Government Cheese on a sub sandwich before.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 20:59 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Global warming sucks but I'm kind of looking forward to riding a jet ski to work every day.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 04:15 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope my New Year's Resolution to only say nice things about people isn't misinterpreted as a vow of silence.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 04:17 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon My new year's resolution is to improve my powers of concentra......... oh look a squirrel
←Rate | 12-31-2011 11:30 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waxing every inch of male body hair is still more masculine than saying the word 'Man-scaping.'
←Rate | 12-31-2011 11:32 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blasting Chumbawumba, and I'm not gonna stop until the realtor showing the house next door pays me to.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 07:43 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Slippery Slope of New Years Resolutions: 1st Resolution: Go to the gym every day. 2nd: Feel guilty for not going. 3rd: Pie.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 07:44 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook would be a lot better if they had an “Ignore all engagement and wedding posts” option
←Rate | 01-01-2012 07:47 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you are in the hood when your portable GPS says "Drive faster and put me under the seat."
←Rate | 01-01-2012 07:48 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon My number one New Year's Resolution is: Don't die.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 18:16 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If everyone "resolves" to not care about the Kardashians in 2012 do you think they'll go away?
←Rate | 01-01-2012 18:17 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 18:53 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sleep better naked…why can't the flight attendant understand this?
←Rate | 01-01-2012 18:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only people who still leave voicemail messages are bill collectors and moms.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 04:45 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  



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