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   messageicon Excuse me. Anyone know when the Occupy Hooters rally starts?
←Rate | 10-14-2011 10:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever decided to name this Halloween candy "fun" size is not someone I would care to party with. Just saying.......
←Rate | 10-18-2011 15:52 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone let Zanesville, OH know they still have 1 wild animal on the loose!! I think they call him Barack Obama........
←Rate | 10-20-2011 06:24 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its a pity Gadhafi died without revealing' where he bought all those cool sunglasses....smh
←Rate | 10-20-2011 16:05 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gadaffi will take many secrets to his grave: dirt he had on Bush; dirt he had on Blair, but also how to spell his name correctly.....
←Rate | 10-20-2011 16:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one told me another rapture was scheduled for today! WTF, I'm not prepared.......
←Rate | 10-21-2011 10:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK........this is like the third Harold Camping rapture that I've been left behind and frankly it's starting to hurt my feelings : (
←Rate | 10-21-2011 11:45 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish we could all legally divorce Kim Kardashian......
←Rate | 10-31-2011 14:33 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking Dr. Murray will probably get a harsher sentence since Michael Jackson was white at the time of his death......just saying
←Rate | 11-07-2011 22:16 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey....Admit it, everyone has a little bit of racism in them. When you do laundry, I bet you all separate the colored from the whites......
←Rate | 11-17-2011 13:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I worry I've been wasting my time on FB, I cheer myself up by remembering I have never seen a Twilight movie.......
←Rate | 11-18-2011 08:57 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I see the new "Obama 2012" bumper sticker, I immediately assume whoever owns that car has been living on the moon for the past three years......just saying
←Rate | 11-18-2011 14:57 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon So lets be clear ...we have the McRib, Kim Kardashian is single and the NBA is back? Black Guys are winning.........
←Rate | 11-26-2011 07:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Barney Frank is retiring from Congress to coach football at Penn State....
←Rate | 11-28-2011 11:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unlike Rudolph, I don't have to visit the Island of Misfit Toys this Christmas. I work there.
←Rate | 11-29-2011 06:57 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon From this point on I propose that Herman Cain be known as Big Daddy Cain, and that he defend himself by saying 'It's a Big Daddy Thing.'
←Rate | 11-29-2011 10:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Occupy North Pole, because Santa loves the rich kids more.........
←Rate | 11-29-2011 13:57 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa I've been good all year! Ok most of the time. I Mean once in a while. Oh...F*ck it, I'll buy my own sh#t.......
←Rate | 11-30-2011 09:24 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least Herman Cain knows when to pull out......
←Rate | 12-03-2011 14:15 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: Michelle Bachmann calls for immediate release of US Predator drone pilots downed by Iran......
←Rate | 12-05-2011 13:41 by sully Comments (0)  




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