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   messageicon Florida is going to be covered in stripper glitter and cocaine pretty soon.
←Rate | 09-08-2017 00:11 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how long it took for the Playmates to realize that Hugh's Viagra had worn off and rigor mortis had set in...
←Rate | 09-28-2017 15:12 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon When there's a new woman at the house, and the dog doesn't stick his nose in her crotch, then I pass too.
←Rate | 10-27-2017 15:08 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon HER: Will you miss me? ME: Only if you run in a zig-zag pattern
←Rate | 10-30-2017 02:50 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you make eye contact with yourself while brushing your teeth in the mirror you have to swallow.
←Rate | 11-02-2017 01:30 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing like a little chloroform and some duct tape to hold a relationship together.
←Rate | 11-04-2017 00:23 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my new Stress Management plan is going to be alcoholism.
←Rate | 11-10-2017 00:22 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, I don't want to hold your baby. It looks sticky.
←Rate | 11-10-2017 00:30 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of course you can use bacon grease as furniture polish. *licks coffee table*
←Rate | 11-21-2017 00:11 by psycho Comments (0)  


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