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   messageicon It's been almost a year, and just for the record, you're STILL lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 15:58 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chevy Chase has been getting that Christmas tree for over 20 years. You'ld think he would finally remember a saw.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 19:38 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Lady gaga! Madonna called, she wants her style back.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 16:10 by JeremyCakes Comments (1)  


   messageicon The only appropriate time to yell out "I HAVE DIARRHEA!", is when you're playing scrabble. Because it's worth a whole load of points.
←Rate | 01-11-2011 17:33 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon A little advie: Never EVER buy sushi from the home shopping network.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 15:15 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charlie Sheen appears to be the real life Glen Quagmire. Giggity!
←Rate | 01-28-2011 22:15 by JeremyCakes Comments (1)  


   messageicon I tried to join the X Men, but they turned me down. Apparently they don't consider being able to burp out the theme song from Family guy to be a real superpower
←Rate | 02-01-2011 19:03 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon jI just finished installing a flux compacitor in my DeLorean and I'm heading back in time to prevent the band Hanson from releasing the song "Mmmm Bop"! I need to stop that atrocity from ever happening!
←Rate | 02-01-2011 20:29 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING: If you get a message from somebody and it has the subject title "Link to Ashley Simpson videos", DON'T OPEN IT! It's not a virus or anything, but her music is terrible.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:56 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are often worried about the mafia, but I think it's Justin Beiber we should be worried about. Get on Beibers bad side and he can send tens of thousends of angry young girls over to your house to totally kick your butt! Beib's the new John Gotti.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 20:56 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've gotten too much snow lately. Everywhere outside it looks whiter than the audience at a Toby Keith concert!
←Rate | 02-10-2011 23:21 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found a skull near my home today. I went to call the police, but curiosity got the better of me and I picked the skull up and wondered "Who was this person?","Where did he come from?" "How did he die?",and "Why did he have moose antlers?"
←Rate | 02-12-2011 19:51 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is the price women pay for marriage,and marriage is the price men pay for sex
←Rate | 02-13-2011 23:10 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was in my doctors office the other day. he said "One last thing, you really have to stop eating so many eggs." I said "Is my cholestoral too high?" Then the doctor said " No, but you farted in the waiting room and darn near killed everyubody.'
←Rate | 02-14-2011 08:21 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon (Q) Reproduceing bees are called queens. What are the none reproduceing bees called? (a) Lesbees
←Rate | 02-14-2011 08:25 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charlie Sheen has been giving people advice on sobriety. Hmm, that's kind of like Tiger woods or Jessie James giving advice on how to be a good husband.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 15:27 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I walked into the bank and put a bag of weed on the desk. The clerk says, "What r you doing?" I said,"I want to open a joint account"
←Rate | 02-22-2011 16:44 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I'm not going to say Snoop Dog smokes alot of pot, but last night at a concert he farted and the entire first 3 rows got the munchies.
←Rate | 02-22-2011 19:41 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was asked today, " Jeremy, should I dye my beard and get rid of the grey hairs? Or do I look better with the greys?" So I looked this person right in the eyes and said "Aunt Shirley, you really should just shave it! You look like Chewbacca's sister!"
←Rate | 02-23-2011 21:35 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon People eat at Mcdonalds because they either.(A) love it but don't know how bad it is for you (B) Love it but they don't care that it's bad for you (C).Don't really like it but eat it because they desperatly need to clean out thier colon.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 12:37 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  




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