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   messageicon A Brunette, A Blonde and a Man with Dandruff walk out of an Elevator, The Brunette says to the Blonde "Someone need's to give that guy some Head & Shoulders!" the Blonde asks "How do you give Shoulders?"
←Rate | 08-18-2010 23:39 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never hold your farts in. They go up your Spine then into your mind and that's where you're shi*ty idea's come from!"
←Rate | 08-19-2010 13:46 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright! Drunk me from last night made hungover me some epic sandwiches for lunch today. Man, I love that guy!" :)
←Rate | 08-19-2010 14:01 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody goes to that Bar anymore. It's too crowded... wait, what, nevermind, let's go!"
←Rate | 08-20-2010 16:35 by Dylan Bosch Comments (2)  


   messageicon Dear people in the apartment beneath me: banging on your ceiling doesn't make me want to finish any sooner. It actually makes me want to leave the vacuum on indefinitely....and I think I'll go take a shower now, too."
←Rate | 08-20-2010 19:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Restaurants, please stop trying to get clever with your restroom signs. I have a very small bladder."
←Rate | 08-20-2010 20:01 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."
←Rate | 08-20-2010 20:03 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon Nothing pisses me off like a bird WALKING across a street. No it's cool. I'll wait. BTW You can FLY dumbass!
←Rate | 08-20-2010 21:39 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon found out softcore porn isn't like real sex, it doesn't fade out to a candle, waterfall or something lame like that."
←Rate | 08-26-2010 21:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I Hate or Can't Stand Drama" is translation for "I'm gonna be the first one to cause all the Drama Tonight, just thought I would give you the heads up!"
←Rate | 08-30-2010 14:16 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon EPIC FAIL: Ripping the easy-open tab right off the last can of chef boyardee ravioli and not having a can opener to back it up."
←Rate | 08-31-2010 19:51 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon never shout out "Fruit Cake" at a gay wedding. You never know who your gonna offend."
←Rate | 09-01-2010 12:42 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women ask for advice on what to wear and then end up wearing the exact opposite.. that's why I think Snow Pants and Leather Jackets are sexy as hell on them."
←Rate | 09-02-2010 14:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon it says on my sidebar on facebook.. "Many of people who like Lindsey Lohan also liked Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" Oh no, that can't be good.
←Rate | 09-02-2010 21:07 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heigh ho! Heigh ho! It's Off to the Bar I go.."
←Rate | 09-04-2010 15:07 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to apologise if I poked you last night, I'm kind of a whore when I'm Drunk."
←Rate | 09-05-2010 14:24 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Don't Care what anybody says, Nothing says I Love you more like standing in line for you're girl to buy tampax pearl."
←Rate | 09-06-2010 12:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we say sorry even when they bumped into us? It's way funnier when people say "Excuse You" anyways.
←Rate | 09-09-2010 12:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon dislikes people who make fun of Brett Favre just because of his age. Basically all you're saying is "He's older then me, and still play's the game better then I ever will."
←Rate | 09-09-2010 18:08 by Dylan Bosch Comments (3)  


   messageicon alot of people when they go to concerts they yell out "Wooo! or Yeah!" I like to yell out more specific things like "The way you play you're Music makes feel Good Inside!!"
←Rate | 09-10-2010 15:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  



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