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   messageicon One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I'm going to bed
←Rate | 10-30-2011 23:26 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking of stalking my stalker just to shake things up a bit
←Rate | 10-30-2011 23:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I say tomato, you say tomato. hahahahaha I know your laughing right now cuz you totally just read this with two pronunciations... lol
←Rate | 10-30-2011 23:35 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bi*ch, eating those f*cking crackers like she owns the place!”
←Rate | 11-01-2011 23:10 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I'm still awesome either way. So who cares?
←Rate | 11-01-2011 23:20 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon *finds out crush isn't at school today* "Damn, I wasted an outfit."
←Rate | 11-01-2011 23:20 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon If sex between 3 people is called 3some, between two people is called twosome. why is Handsome still a compliment?
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon My manners disappear the more I have to repeat something. "Can you pass me the pen? The pen, can you pass it? Hello? GIVE ME THE F**KING PEN!!!"
←Rate | 11-03-2011 20:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing says "I'm a fat b@stard" like wearing a T-shirt in a swimming pool.....
←Rate | 11-03-2011 20:29 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's a serial killer in the house! NORMAL PEOPLE: "Call the police, let's get out of here!" IN MOVIES: "Let's go find him!"
←Rate | 11-03-2011 20:40 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I'm in love with my computer. It's getting pretty serious
←Rate | 11-03-2011 20:42 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon WHERE YOUR PEN GOES WHEN YOU DROP IT 3% right where you dropped it 5% 10 feet away from you 92% into another dimension never to be seen again.
←Rate | 11-04-2011 15:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish exams came with a "50/50" and a "phone a friend" option.
←Rate | 11-05-2011 23:55 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon TICKLING; Is like being raped but you're forced to laugh... And I totally hate it - _ -
←Rate | 11-09-2011 23:47 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's so cold out that I saw two gangsters with their pants UP
←Rate | 11-09-2011 23:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Admit it, Once in your life, you've tried to guess someone's password but failed
←Rate | 11-09-2011 23:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon That Moment of Fame when your name is in a math problem.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 23:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon ''You ask!'' ''No, you ask!'' ''Pls just ask?'' ''why cant you do it?'' ''Fine.. excuse me, can we have some ketchup?''
←Rate | 11-09-2011 23:56 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Girl: Hey what's up? Boy: if I tell you would you sit on it?
←Rate | 11-10-2011 10:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon "False information" spelled backwards is "False information"
←Rate | 11-10-2011 11:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

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