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   messageicon committed to TWAT. (The War Against Terrorism)
←Rate | 01-28-2010 13:31 by jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon In California, ever day is now 420
←Rate | 01-04-2018 06:25 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are 2 types of people on Facebook: those who have a way with words, and the others, who, don't... not... have... way.
←Rate | 12-16-2009 16:21 by jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women have better minds then men because the keep changing their minds.
←Rate | 01-11-2018 20:49 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kids have middle names so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
←Rate | 01-18-2018 21:31 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Feeling down? Just play your wedding tape backwards and you'll feel better.
←Rate | 08-31-2017 17:32 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you know why it's mandatory for female paratroopers to wear pants ? It's to prevent them from whistling on their way down.
←Rate | 09-04-2017 13:48 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't mind going to work every day and working with a bunch of a**holes. I'm a proctologist.
←Rate | 10-11-2017 20:45 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Buddy the Elf. What's your favorite color?
←Rate | 12-16-2009 16:22 by jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only correct answer to the question are you sleeping is no.
←Rate | 11-02-2017 20:42 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks throwback week is almost as much fun as post your bra color week.
←Rate | 01-13-2010 19:25 by jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your wife tells you that your right. Is that sarcasm?
←Rate | 10-23-2017 19:51 by Jake Comments (2)  

   messageicon For Halloween I'm going to wear a t-shrit with the word life on it and hand out lemons.
←Rate | 10-09-2017 22:59 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can not use the 5 second rule when you drop a hotdog on the floor if you have a 3 second dog.
←Rate | 08-27-2017 18:20 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
←Rate | 10-29-2017 01:37 by JAKE Comments (0)  

   messageicon don't drink and drive, you could spill the beer in your car.
←Rate | 04-20-2009 10:41 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon During my vacation, I learned alot about my self. The main thing I learned was, not to take another vacation.
←Rate | 08-27-2017 21:36 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rude is saying STFU. Polite is saying please STFU.
←Rate | 11-03-2017 21:05 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon 's Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird. Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away.
←Rate | 01-26-2010 07:34 by jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon How did cavemen meet women? They went clubbing.
←Rate | 12-27-2017 18:29 by Jake Comments (0)  

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