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   messageicon Captain Coward's excuse that he "fell into a lifeboat" is heading into "the dog ate my homework" territory.....Don'y you think?
←Rate | 01-18-2012 06:34 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope that James Earl Jones will be narrating the rapture.....
←Rate | 05-18-2011 15:07 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Born Again Christian friend with the Porsche is wondering why I've been following him around all morning........
←Rate | 05-20-2011 11:44 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be pretty cool if, on her last show, Oprah ripped off a mask and it was Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 12:24 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving something up for Lent.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 09:54 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a squirrel eating a dead squirrel on the way home. So, the bath salt/zombie crisis has now reached the animal kingdom...
←Rate | 06-10-2012 09:25 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon My brain during the day: I need a nap.... My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here & allowed us to sustain human life....
←Rate | 04-18-2013 13:36 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've decided!! I’m giving up my New Years resolutions for Lent....
←Rate | 02-12-2013 10:59 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look, if we all work together, we can lift and move New Orleans to a new location...
←Rate | 08-27-2012 09:20 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon just had the new Doritos taco........, but I still don't get the ad where they drive 900 miles to buy one. Why not just buy a bag of Doritos and pour yard waste in it?
←Rate | 03-28-2012 20:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't Brad and Angelina just adopt North Korea?
←Rate | 01-24-2013 11:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least Herman Cain knows when to pull out......
←Rate | 12-03-2011 14:15 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tony Romo is the type of person to make a perfect cake and then drop it on the way to the table....
←Rate | 10-06-2013 19:42 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Postal Service should have Lance Armstrong deliver Saturdays mail for free....
←Rate | 02-06-2013 18:15 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up.
←Rate | 02-09-2013 09:15 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon They're gearing us up for a race war. Don't play into it, Americans....
←Rate | 07-01-2013 20:41 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon "All gave some, and some gave all" Remember 9/11......
←Rate | 09-10-2012 17:38 by sully Comments (4)  


   messageicon Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
←Rate | 10-01-2013 09:15 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awaiting Mitt Romney news conference where he'll say Trump's prints were found on newly-discovered OJ Simpson knife....
←Rate | 03-04-2016 16:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unlike Rudolph, I don't have to visit the Island of Misfit Toys this Christmas. I work there.
←Rate | 11-29-2011 06:57 by sully Comments (0)  



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