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   messageicon Wade: I just got your email...it says I'm fired...oh don't worry about that...I get unlimited emails..
←Rate | 11-09-2010 01:24 by levon Comments (0)  

   messageicon they need full length mirrors at the self-checkout line in the grocery store
←Rate | 07-21-2011 10:15 by levon Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you could orgasm from playing with your elbow skin, i'd have no sperm left
←Rate | 09-22-2010 19:00 by levon Comments (0)  

   messageicon i like to fast forward through menopause commercials
←Rate | 07-12-2011 20:41 by levon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got blown out in my Fantasy Hurricane League this weekend
←Rate | 08-28-2011 12:12 by levon Comments (0)  


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