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   messageicon i am starting a go-fund-me page to gave a giraffe a c-section
←Rate | 04-02-2017 22:04 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 17:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon it took me 8 months to teach thee tubby one to say row
←Rate | 12-20-2011 02:46 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Math quiz! If I have 1 boss and she has 4 personalities. How much should I spend on her x-mas present ?
←Rate | 11-16-2014 14:10 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
←Rate | 10-03-2014 21:40 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon this fat free dinner taste like sadness!
←Rate | 12-16-2013 21:17 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the wine glass is just a waste of time
←Rate | 02-25-2016 19:55 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you soft Kitty or smelly cat?
←Rate | 12-16-2011 18:52 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon yes I have a dirty mind, and you are in it…
←Rate | 06-18-2014 21:44 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got health insurance again! I get to go to a english speaking doctor
←Rate | 06-25-2013 19:30 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!
←Rate | 02-16-2014 21:01 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎2013 is the chinese year of the snake. I hope I can quit putting dragon on my checks
←Rate | 12-31-2012 14:59 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Super creepy Rob Lowe and I are going to kick Rob Lowes ass
←Rate | 10-22-2014 09:29 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon think comcast went back to dial up today...... just saying
←Rate | 04-18-2013 20:31 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon my dinner taste like lazyness and the day before payday!
←Rate | 07-10-2014 22:06 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon marry the 1st girl who unhooks it for you! She hates to see you struggle
←Rate | 01-21-2012 10:28 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate waiting in lines. I wish this lady would hurry up and pick a suspect already."
←Rate | 01-16-2012 15:08 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon its saturday and cartoons are on!
←Rate | 01-07-2012 08:38 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon any body else going to grab a six pack order a pizza and watch the GOP convention?
←Rate | 08-28-2012 15:47 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat ?
←Rate | 06-29-2013 20:28 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  



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