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   messageicon wants to point out that real men don't sparkle unless he just got back from the titty bar.
←Rate | 12-08-2010 01:44 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Zombie hunting, It't not just a sport, its survival!
←Rate | 11-10-2010 18:08 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I almost forgot what is was like to have a GF until the gps unit would not STFU when I pulled off the freeway to get more gas in the car.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 04:00 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please don't get your last minute presents from a gas station. If you do remember Grandma gets the candy or the beef jerky not the condoms. Don't ask me how I know this.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:08 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon after watching "The Walking Dead" premiere tonight on AMC. I'm going to dream about zombies tonight. Its okay becasue with my skills I'm sure I'll be the zombies nightmare.
←Rate | 11-01-2010 03:33 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just like a baby I like to drink my dinner from a bottle.
←Rate | 07-03-2011 11:16 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I have a drinking problem is when I have to close my tab at the end of the night.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 04:02 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was asked if I really believe in zombies. I informed him that no, zombies are not real and that its just a pop culture thing. He then walked away pleased with answer I had given him. Now I can't wait to see the look on his face when the next zombie outbre
←Rate | 10-20-2010 14:50 by ff1241 Comments (9)  


   messageicon Im worried, about that one cute sweet innocent girl who keeps liking my fb post.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 03:45 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I die young like in the next few days I blame it on the Girl Scouts and their evil cookies.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 20:17 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are worth holding on to. Some people are worth letting go. Most people are just a waste of space.
←Rate | 03-26-2012 01:12 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attention all crackheads,and homeless people.... it is a very bad time to ask me if I have any "spare change" when I'm pumping $4.39 a gallon gas into my car.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 16:25 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women want to be equal to men in every aspect except dating. You all want the same positions in the rest of the world but still expect to be wined and dined. How about steaks and bjs for the guys.
←Rate | 07-05-2012 04:23 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the guy in the Trojan personal messager commercial is way too happy that his girl friend got 3 of them
←Rate | 02-25-2011 20:15 by ff1241 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Today is one of the few days of the year I can pretend to be a Kardashian (do nothing and get paid for it).
←Rate | 09-03-2012 18:27 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a blind date and I keep having people tell me to just be myself. Are you kidding me? Have you read my FB post?
←Rate | 10-23-2012 02:43 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do I knowingly pick the bad choices in life. I know I'm going to pay for it in the end but it sure looks like its going to be fun in the mean time
←Rate | 05-19-2011 01:34 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problems with heroes is that most of them are buried too soon befor they have a chance to become old men.
←Rate | 05-28-2011 18:28 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you need a car that dose the parallel parking for you then you should NOT be driving to begin with .
←Rate | 04-10-2011 18:47 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time for naughty dreams! Hope to see a few of you there.
←Rate | 03-02-2012 04:13 by ff1241 Comments (0)  



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