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   messageicon Silly hairdresser, always puts my cape on backwards.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 23:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "My phone's about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 18:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not entirely sure what a "propriate" is, but apparently I'm in it.
←Rate | 07-09-2012 10:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment of epic sadness when you shut down the computer and then you realize that you need it again.
←Rate | 02-16-2012 16:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing more stressful than a blind date is meeting a new drug dealer for the first time.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 16:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably does anil.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 11:42 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey hun!!!! The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.
←Rate | 06-30-2013 17:49 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any sign of life left, he's single.
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:51 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Independent women throw your hands in the air!!!! Whooooooo! Ok now put your hands down and go do some dishes.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 08:53 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waking up for work :(-_-) .. Waking up on a saturday: \( 'O' )/
←Rate | 12-28-2011 17:31 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an arab counting down from ten your instincs kick in.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 23:22 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cop cars should play the jaws theme song
←Rate | 06-09-2012 17:48 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick ( (•)(•) ) Squidward | (•) | Plankton |•||•| Mr. Krabs
←Rate | 03-04-2012 00:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Highways need 4 lanes per side. A Nascar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane.
←Rate | 09-01-2012 10:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard
←Rate | 04-12-2012 13:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon BABY MAMA has replaced the word "WIFE"
←Rate | 10-06-2012 11:34 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else thinks their ringtone is the best, but when you're in public and it rings, it's the most embarrassing moment of your life?
←Rate | 12-08-2011 11:13 by fadolo Comments (2)  


   messageicon I've just bought a 3D Kindle. Or a book as I like to call it.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 23:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just sneezed on my phone and it made little rainbow sparkles all over the screen. I'm pretty sure that makes me a Wizard.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 19:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I plan on getting "sidewalk nap" drunk tonight.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 02:40 by fadolo Comments (0)  



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