anonymous Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'anonymous': View All Messages
Page: 4 of 26

   messageicon To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!
←Rate | 03-03-2009 07:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't drink water.....FISH have sex in it!!!!!
←Rate | 02-01-2009 17:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.
←Rate | 04-17-2008 13:10 Comments (11)  


   messageicon In the chemistry lab, proving that ugliness is more than skin deep.
←Rate | 02-28-2009 13:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon putting the pro into procrastination
←Rate | 08-26-2008 20:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has decided that when I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
←Rate | 03-29-2009 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon riding the ponies outside of Wallmart be back when I run out of quarters.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon beating his record for consecutive days alive!
←Rate | 03-12-2009 00:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "not a complete idiot, some parts are missing "
←Rate | 09-21-2008 21:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon up to no good.
←Rate | 01-19-2009 18:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to Google her Myspace while she Twitters my Yahoo.
←Rate | 04-22-2009 03:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
←Rate | 02-18-2008 20:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon moving the furniture out of the room because the dog and I are going to breakdance battle...oh it is ON!!!!
←Rate | 04-17-2009 23:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon calculating the cost of a train ride to Hawaii
←Rate | 10-30-2008 07:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon turning on Airplane mode on his iPhone but can't figure out why it still won't fly!
←Rate | 02-18-2009 19:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon may contain traces of nuts.
←Rate | 11-30-2008 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??
←Rate | 04-27-2009 20:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon blames it on the alcohol.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 18:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:10 Comments (0)  



[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left