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   messageicon I asked the librarian if they have any books on innuendos. "Yes, but it's a fairly large one, so you'll have to take it in the rear"
←Rate | 01-14-2014 13:59 by MDS Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies are not officially old, until going braless pulls the wrinkles out of their faces.
←Rate | 12-26-2017 08:54 by MDS Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just bought the new book set "Understanding Women" the simplified version. it's 14 volumes with over 876 pages per volume.
←Rate | 01-31-2014 17:01 by mds Comments (0)  

   messageicon Doctor: "In order to find out exactly what's wrong, you'll need to see the nurse and have a blood test." " Alright," I said, "How long will that take?" "About a week." he replied. "A week with your nurse sounds Ok" I said, "But how much damn
←Rate | 04-11-2013 08:20 by MDS Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life is about friends and family, nothing else matters. it all boils down to how you've impacted those in your circle. The sacrifices you make along the way will be your true legacy . LIVE, LOVE, LEARN.
←Rate | 12-31-2017 13:52 by mds Comments (0)  


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