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   messageicon Why do people look up when they think?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:21 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I break up with you Why say I wont find anyone else like you If I wanted someone like you I wouldnt Break up with you
←Rate | 02-14-2010 23:14 by Luka Comments (1)  

   messageicon Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I've gotta go find my clothes.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 23:11 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon I swear to drunk I am not god
←Rate | 03-13-2010 11:44 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon She is my best freind You break her Heart I Break Your Face
←Rate | 04-13-2010 20:04 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon I READ Smoking is bad So I gave up smoking I read drinkiing was bad so I gave up drinking I heard Sex Was bad so I gave up on reading
←Rate | 02-11-2010 23:36 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Lord You have taken away my favourite actoress britney Murphy favourite Singer Mj and my favourite spokesman billy mays I just wanna say my favourite singer is lil wayne
←Rate | 02-16-2010 00:37 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok Who Else Hates How Celebs become More Famous After death Example Chris Kanyon Gurrreo Britney murphey And MJ
←Rate | 04-04-2010 15:04 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ringing in the “New Year” apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late… in October.
←Rate | 10-28-2013 01:00 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you ask a person in a strange town for directions why do they say 'I haven't got a clue'? Don't they understand that you want directions instead of clues?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:22 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 23:29 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:11 by Luka Comments (1)  

   messageicon I don't always finish my sentences but when ido...
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:10 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friends are a lot like trees they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe
←Rate | 01-05-2018 00:13 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't always make sense but when I do idont
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:12 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
←Rate | 01-05-2018 00:12 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2 more for today Do you want some Hot Lesbein Sex and by Lez sex I mean Tea but it will still be hot
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


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