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   messageicon K-WHEN, because everyone already knows why.
←Rate | 01-19-2015 16:08 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Here's my tip of the day...If the person you're "in a relationship" with has they're status as "single" it might be time for a relationship reassessment.Or atleast don't act so surprised and whine constantly when it's finally over.Shut up already,your gro
←Rate | 04-17-2012 15:58 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon There comes a point in everybody's life when they feel forgotten by someone they'll never forget.
←Rate | 09-03-2014 20:24 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Leonardo DiCaprio cheering Orlando Bloom on as he was trying to punch Justin Bieber in the face is reason enough for me to like two of the three people named here.
←Rate | 08-07-2014 15:11 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon The guy that named the Pterodactyl could have learned a lot from the guy that named the Fly.
←Rate | 09-03-2014 20:23 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just an FYI, whether I know you or not if you're a guy and you send me a friend request and your profile picture is you in a mirror shirtless mmm bye bye.
←Rate | 12-18-2015 22:23 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wouldn't it be ironic if you found out you were conceived on a pull out couch?
←Rate | 01-19-2015 15:02 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon According to the “you snooze you lose” principle, insomnia should have me surpassing that doped up whack job Charlie Scheen in the winning department!
←Rate | 11-08-2014 02:46 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Justin Bieber aka "Douche Nizzel" says Miranda Kerr made him a man... I didn't know she was able to perform such a specialized operation on such a fragile looking little girl. Man do I hate "celebrities"!
←Rate | 08-07-2014 15:09 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh yeah I almost forgot, I truly couldn't care any less that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married. She's just another example of rich white trash.
←Rate | 08-28-2014 18:25 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you had a sad or lonely childhood you're gonna be REALLY depressed by Bank of America's options for a security question. Unless you remember the name of you're imaginary friend or pet rock.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 13:16 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now when she say's "deplorable" does she mean like when her husband stuck a cigar in places it didn't belong? I'm just trying to set a precedent here...
←Rate | 09-29-2016 22:59 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon If being single ever gets you down, just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and then go do anything you want to do.
←Rate | 02-22-2015 14:52 by John Y Comments (2)  

   messageicon Bruce Jenner can transition into whatever he/she wants to. All I ask is that his stepdaughters are transitioned into the bird $hi+ on my windshield, because I just got a fresh gallon of washer fluid.
←Rate | 06-01-2015 17:08 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just gave my "friends list" a good douching. It's been a while, and it was getting a little funky with all of those people in there.
←Rate | 11-02-2015 11:46 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon I’m not really into the idea of letting a set of made up ancient rules dictate my life. Hell I'm not real keen modern laws telling me what I can and cannot do!
←Rate | 07-17-2014 14:33 by John Y Comments (2)  

   messageicon Guy's if you want to do your own thing in the upcoming new year, get your wife/girlfriend a treadmill and a Victoria's Secret catalogue for christmas.
←Rate | 12-01-2016 13:35 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon People who have never had a suicidal thought have probably never touched a wet public bathroom door knob.
←Rate | 01-19-2015 15:18 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Joan Rivers may have been too old to be an organ donor, but be on the lookout for some fresh new faces on your local mannequins.
←Rate | 09-04-2014 22:22 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Liking your own Facebook status is kind of like high fiving yourself after a fap. Please stop it!
←Rate | 02-05-2015 21:51 by John Y Comments (0)  

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