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   messageicon Some girls will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same cheating guy a millions times...
←Rate | 12-04-2012 13:28 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a female exercise partner. When I say exercise I mean emotionless sex.
←Rate | 11-21-2013 14:33 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope the woman of my dreams delivers pizza, otherwise I'm never gonna meet her
←Rate | 09-27-2012 14:21 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick
←Rate | 12-30-2012 11:08 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 3 types of females in this world. There are ladies you introduce to your mother, there are women you introduce to your friends and there are girls you show the door to
←Rate | 12-22-2012 14:21 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The cast of 16 & pregnant are the future cast of 32 & grandparents
←Rate | 06-12-2012 16:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women go for bad boys then wonder why they get hurt, afterwards the good guys are forced to repair a broken heart they didn't even cause
←Rate | 01-02-2013 14:49 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm having such bad luck today, if I was in prison... Then today would of been the day I dropped the soap!
←Rate | 01-10-2012 17:01 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never ignore a person who loves you and cares for you. One day you may realise you've lost the moon while busy counting the stars.
←Rate | 01-01-2013 12:58 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you lost your iphone last night please let me know. Because I need that charger too
←Rate | 11-10-2013 16:11 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl rule: If she talks to my boyfriend, I hate her and she's a whore.
←Rate | 11-26-2012 13:18 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows give you advice about life
←Rate | 08-03-2013 13:39 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Partying on my level requires years of traning
←Rate | 03-29-2013 17:24 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are an option, you are also an idiot
←Rate | 10-20-2012 16:52 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just want to wish all my beautiful Facebook friends a Happy New Year. And for all those who get offended by my posts. I hope you die in 2014
←Rate | 12-29-2013 19:00 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If stupidity was fatal, it would be a wonderful world and a lot less crowded.
←Rate | 11-10-2013 16:29 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon all I really want is someone to love me as much as kanye west loves himself
←Rate | 04-20-2013 14:14 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge... Its much less painful
←Rate | 05-27-2012 14:10 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was your age I was raising Pokemon, not babies
←Rate | 06-05-2013 13:53 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fear of being hurt in a relationship usually causes you to stay single.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 14:09 by Jackoo Comments (0)  



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