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   messageicon You ever think that just possibly these milk, bread and toilet paper companies are behind these overestimated, hysteria causing weather reports????
←Rate | 12-10-2013 12:11 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I prefer to use the bathroom naked w/ the door wide open. Sorry if this interferes with your idea of a "safe & fun work environment" Kathy.
←Rate | 12-24-2013 06:52 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pinocchio just gave a speech...
←Rate | 11-23-2013 22:43 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why are we wasting valuable space on Miley Cyrus....Doesn't her vagina take up enough?
←Rate | 11-25-2013 21:11 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Antarctica wind chill today -135 below. Al Gore refuses to comment
←Rate | 12-09-2013 22:18 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I had a choice tonight to either watch the Redskins lose on Monday Night Football or clean the toilets in my house. Since I didn't feel like throwing up this evening I'm cleaning house
←Rate | 11-25-2013 22:06 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some of you people could use something with a little water bubbling at the bottom....... Just sayin
←Rate | 11-23-2013 20:39 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have this great midnight snack it's called, what do I think my roommate won't notice if I eat the edges off of
←Rate | 12-20-2013 09:48 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just saw 3 Angels walk down a runway wearing thongs...oh sorry it's just The VIctoria Secret Fashion Show
←Rate | 12-10-2013 22:31 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alarm Clocks.....Making people "Rise and Whine" since its invention
←Rate | 11-25-2013 14:59 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon A&E has just announced the replacement show for Duck Dynasty the new show will be Dyke Dynasty.
←Rate | 12-20-2013 20:39 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon There is a special place in Hell for people that pass memes off as their own
←Rate | 07-25-2014 11:24 by ef Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just turned the MNF game off...The NFL has turned into the VFL(Vagina Football League)...you can't even tackle anymore!
←Rate | 12-23-2013 21:33 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Have may stretch pants on.....do you?
←Rate | 11-28-2013 09:44 by EF Comments (0)  


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