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   messageicon Neighbor not a radioactive zombie. Btw, completely unrelated, but any ideas for an "I'm sorry" gift for someone in hospital.......
←Rate | 04-01-2011 16:11 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon The lady's on FB are up to something again, I think I like this as much as the bra color thing..... ; )
←Rate | 10-05-2010 15:52 by Bill Comments (2)  


   messageicon Sorry friends......But from the advice of my lawyer, it's in my best interest not to try out Facebook's new 'Questions' feature tonight : (
←Rate | 03-28-2011 14:02 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess the Obama's need another vacation to Rio to take a break... Apparently picking all 4 #1 seeds in his March Madness bracket was just to much on him?? What a SLACKER!!!
←Rate | 03-16-2011 11:32 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I received a Jury Summons today, guess its better then receiving an Arrest Warrant???
←Rate | 06-16-2010 18:16 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon lol, Any of you morons ever hear of snopes? Stop hating on Pepsi....
←Rate | 09-10-2011 00:47 by bill Comments (1)  


   messageicon Wow!! Scientists have created mice from two males. Sadly, the mice cannot ask, nor tell, about it. ....
←Rate | 12-10-2010 07:40 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Perfect example of living life to the fullest kids...... RIP Ryan Dunn, jackass.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 12:18 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon The new 'Huckleberry Finn' - where Jim is shackled, beaten & kept as human livestock, but nobody calls him any bad words.
←Rate | 01-06-2011 14:00 by Bill Comments (1)  


   messageicon there any way we can blame gas prices on Charlie Sheen?
←Rate | 03-02-2011 14:06 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone interested in having a Rapture party this weekend?
←Rate | 05-16-2011 12:03 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to public service cutbacks, the Rapture is simply going to be based on Santa's Naughty/Nice List.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 06:40 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Groundhogs Day. No way Phil is coming out of his hole today.....
←Rate | 02-02-2011 05:57 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remain concerned that without Internet access, the people of Egypt may not know that Charlie Sheen is okay.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 12:46 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon It appears to me that Brett Favre was fined $25k per inch in the Jen Sterger affair.....
←Rate | 12-30-2010 15:37 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those who will celebrate Cinco de Mayo with "authentic" 36% beef tacos, we pray to the Lord.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 09:14 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I poured milk on my Cheerios this morning and they turned into Fruit Loops......But hey, there is no need for concern : )
←Rate | 04-01-2011 07:14 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon What kills me is the say the birds and fish in Arkansas all died simultaneously due to stress...What stress, do they over due bills to pay or something??
←Rate | 01-04-2011 06:16 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon living the dream ...one fist pump at a time
←Rate | 04-25-2011 08:07 by bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon $60 to fill my gas tank last night. It's the apocalypse!!! I'm going to Walmart, buying me a water hose and I'm going on a siphon spree.........
←Rate | 02-26-2011 13:17 by Bill Comments (0)  



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