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   messageicon I saw my ex earlier and realized how much I missed her. Had to go back round the roundabout and run her over on the second attempt.
←Rate | 02-24-2014 14:29 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon My future wife is probably lying in bed right now texting her man about how they’re gonna be together forever. I think not, see you in two years babe
←Rate | 01-08-2016 12:23 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every time I have to dress up in this killing heat I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and start putting on my clothes….
←Rate | 05-15-2016 10:25 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you don't talk in a group chat for 5 minutes you miss 42 sets of plans and 56 arguments but if you say something you don't get a reply
←Rate | 02-23-2015 15:15 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon important status announcement - bacon sandwiches
←Rate | 04-18-2014 18:32 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sierra, Echo, November, Delta. November, Uniform, Delta, Echo, Sierra
←Rate | 12-28-2016 07:01 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon On Valentine's Day, yet again I'll be in the house on my own watching films and eating a takeaway with no one to talk to. I really can't see a downside
←Rate | 02-14-2015 09:22 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


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