Doc Noland Funny Status Messages

   Why do I always want “that kind” of s*x when I know that it hurts you and that you hate it? Seems like you just answered your own question.

   It's a good thing it's not really like the bees, otherwise men would die shortly after sticking it in.

   promise, as a very white guy, to never say "Salt 'N Peppa" out loud.

   I must have been extreme snoring last night. I woke up this morning and my uvula was on the ceiling.

   V@gina is such an ugly word for ovary cave

   Lady GaGa had no idea what she was doing when she asked R. Kelly to "do what you want with my body"... Psssssssss

   I think my song is "Let It Go" because whenever I mention love, they sing it.

   Love Sunday bourbon but sometimes "message failed to send," is your four leaf clover