paul Funny Status Messages

   went to Church the other day and when the plate came to him, he asked what it was for. The man said it was an Offering. So he took it.

   I like to consider myself like King Soopers...I too, take pride in the quality of my meat.

   It is depressing to pull the tag off of your boxer shorts and a parachute opens.

   Jack and Jill went up the hill, but Jack ran out of breath, undaunted Jill got up her will and she went down with Beth.

   I pooped the other day and called it Peter. That is the closest I have come to playing Call of Duty.

   says that other's opinions are just other's opinions... stay true to your inner guidance and smile at all the frowns...

   Why do we buy bacon and fry it yet we buy frozen french fries and bake them??