luka Funny Status Messages

   My therapist told me to write letter to the people I hate and then burn them. OK. I did that, now what do I do with all these letters?

   Dont wish For a Happy ending It means Something has to end

   So what if I can’t spell Armaggedon? … it’s not the end of the world.

   Sure Rome wasn't built in a day but it burnt in a day didn't it?

   People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!

   A bisexual Is someone that likes Girls as much as the next Guy

   What part of hippomonstrasesquipphobia Dont you understand?

   If Jim Rockford was such a good detective, how come he could never figure out that he wasn't going to get paid?

   People are like slinkys Useless Stupid But Fun to Push down Stsirs

   Some TV commercials tell us to not try it at home. Where are we suppose to try it? At school?

   I would go to Hell but Satan has that restraining order

   It’s scary to be a woman on a blind date. For all she knows the man she is meeting up with could be a rapist, a murderer, or, God forbid, a politician

   I am a part of Peta people enjoying Tasty animals

   If you are in a canoe flying over the grand canyon and a tire falls off how many pancakes does it take to fix a dog house orange elephants dont like ice cream

   Be the fruit loop in the cherrios of lives

   The Olympics dont matter no one will talk About It After a week

   What part of Floccinaucinihilipilification dont you understand?

   Who here thinks Kesha's your love is my drug the starting beat of it is like love game by Lady gaga

   its not team edward or Jacob its team necrophilliac or team beastiality

   n't the problem with political jokes the fact that they keep getting re-elected? (