hovo Funny Status Messages

   When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

   If girls think giving birth is hard try playing call of duty on a laggy server

   My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible..

   I have a ton of leftover horse. I guess I wasn't as hungry as I thought I was.

   Can pregnant people use the car pool lane?

   Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you'd like to continue unprotected....

   Geting your wife two gifts but telling her one is for my Wife and the other is for my Lover is not a good idea. because she wont get it

   Darth Vader vs Hitler Epic rap battle in history 2, on utube

   I'd mind my own business if yours was a little less interesting

   I hate when cashiers ask you if that's everything. Oh no, I'd also like a hand job

   Went to this mexican restaurant for dinner ... It had pronounciations of each item ... Nachos (Na-choos) Buritto (Bur-ee-toe) Taco (Ta-Koe), never laughed so hard in my life! Side note: It was attached to a bowling alley ... awesome

   "If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?"

   Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

   ( o )( o ) - oh what a nice pair of frog eyes! what were you thinking of?

   Today is Independence Day. The day when Americans show their deepest gratitude to Will Smith and thank him for saving us from the Alien Invasion!

   It's so Hot my ice cream is melting in the freezer

   Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

   The awkward moment when you realize your whole life has been a lie this whole time

   Thumbs up if your a Mex Thumbs down if you wanna kill all Mex

   if your reading this your on facebook and have no life