greg2missy Funny Status Messages

   If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!

   Ya think Vampires eat Tampons like Cotton Candy????

   Be beautiful on the inside.....eat more glitter!!

   Hoping my dead grandma isn't watching EVERYTHING I do.....She would be pretty dissapointed in me!!

   Grammar is important. For instance, commas and Capital letters make a difference. such as in these examples: "Let's eat grandpa." vs "Lets eat, grandpa" or "I helped my Uncle Jack of a horse" vs "I helped my uncle jack of a horse".....

   I was suppose to let you all know the Procrastinators Club will meet last Thursday......

   Still can't believe Skeletor and Stretch Armstrong sold out and started selling cars.....

   I was watching my dog lick himself when I though "I'm gonna try that".....He bit me!!!!

   I bought the new Kurt Cobain Bobble Head doll....but now the d@mn head keeps popping off it.....

   If it ain't KRAFT Mac and Cheese, it ain't Mac and Cheese!!!!

   Why does my car want my ears to explode when I open a back window?

   From now on I'm boycotting Shampoo....I demand REALPoo!!!!

   Q) Why was the Snowman so happy? A) He saw the SnowBlower coming!!!!

   Just because I'm drive, doesn't mean I can't drunk!!!