cicci Funny Status Messages

   So I asked her “what is that alluring perfume you’re wearing “ and she says “OFF Mosquito repellent “ Gets me every time!

   If you looked up the word "modest" in the dictionary, you would see a picture of me.

   Harrison Ford was in a plane crash. I hope he was flying "Solo" Eh?

   I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes sayin "Hey Yo....I asked for mayo".

   I finally finished reading “Great Expectations “ . It wasn’t all I hoped for.

   was wondering if anybody wants to come over and practice the lift from Dirty Dancing because my cat is soooooo not having it right now. Needless to say she did not "have the time of her life" and she owes it all to me.

   Hear those bangs and explosions? That’s the sound of freedom. That’s America! Let’s not deny others this opportunity.

   Of course I believe in the Zodiac.... I'm a Leo and I love the movie Titanic...if that's not convincing enough, my grandmother is a cancer.......and she was killed by a giant lobster.

   Spoiler Alert: Penny strangles Sheldon to death on the last episode of The Big Bang Theory.

   I signed up for ancestry.com. I wouldn't be surprised if me results come back as 100% Budweiser.

   I have an “L” shaped sofa. Lower case.

   would you say I have anger issues if everytime the "Wendy's girl" comes on I have this urge to rip my tv off the wall and throw it out the window and then run outside and set it on fire?

   would you say I have anger issues if everytime the "Wendy's girl" comes on tv I wanna rip my tv off the wall and throw it out on my front lawn and then set fire to it?

   I thought cross fit was a way to get abs like Jesus.

   Looking back on all the crap I learned in school.... I’d say cursive writing is probably the least used skill ever taught.

   "Twilight is upon me......and so might must fall, that is the way of things. The way of the force." -Yoda

   Episode I of Star Wars is the best of the entire franchise and Jar Jar Binks is probably the greatest character to come from all 6 films

   Every fad becomes a punchline. We build things up jus to knock them down.